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Another Atricle. This one About MySpace

Made it to the cover.

FLIPPIN FAMOUS!

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It felt like school picture day.

walking in a....

and some comedy

4 new shows

WBER Top 30 : 2005

1	Gorillaz	Feel Good Inc.
2	Shatner, William	Common People
3	Sia	Breathe Me
4	Death Cab For Cutie	Soul Meets Body
5	Head Automatica	Beating Heart Baby
6	Format, The	On Your Porch
7	Doughty, Mike	Looking At The World From The Bottom Of A Well
8	Lee, Ben	Catch My Disease
9	Chemical Brothers, The	Galvanize
10	Apple, Fiona	Parting Gift
11	Heap, Imogen	Goodnight And Go
12	Fall Out Boy	Sugar, We're Goin Down
13	White Stripes, The	My Doorbell
14	DJ Spooky	B Side Wins Again
15	Gorillaz	Dare
16	Folds, Ben	Landed
17	Coldplay	Fix You
17	Postal Service, The	Nothing Better
18	Lawson, Ellie	Gotta Get Up From Here
19	Aqualung	Strange And Beautiful
19	System Of A Down	B.Y.O.B.
20	Relient K	Be My Escape
21	Depeche Mode	Precious
22	Nine Inch Nails	The Hand That Feeds
23	Spoon	I Turn My Camera On
24	Twin-A	Safety Net
25	Jimmy Eat World	23
26	Beck	E-Pro
26	Daft Punk	Robot Rock
27	Coldplay	Speed Of Sound
28	Nine Inch Nails	Only
29	Beck	Girl
30	Weezer	Beverly Hills

diaper gold

LIES! ALL LIES!

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Reply to: anon-134854068@craigslist.org
Date: Fri Feb 17 19:12:25 2006


The gray, waxy thing that my pizza is sitting on sucks. It's a lie. "They" tell us that it will make our food crispy when we microwave food on it. You know what I'm talking about. You're supposed to put your pizza or your hot pocket or whatever on it and it's supposed to make your food as crispy as if you baked it. You don't bake it because you don't have 30 min to wait to stuff your face because you are a lazy fuck or a fat fuck (I hope I am the former but soon, after eating all these microwave pizzas, I will become the latter) and you want your food NOW so you nuke it in the microwave instead. yeah. It doesn't work. It never works. It's not a crispy-maker, it's a sadness-maker. It raises your hopes only to dash them. It's like the dead beat dad that never went to your soccer games. It's like the loser boyfriend who never keeps his promises but you stay with him because he's cool and he plays a little guitar and drinks snapple. It's like the presidential election where you vote hoping that Bush will lose. It sucks. The pizza comes out just as soggy except this time, it comes with the added suspicion that you have just increased your chances for getting cancer because you nuked it on the gray thing. It's bullshit. In fact, I don't even know what it's made of but I hate it. If ever an inanimate object could mock someone, it would be this thing. I hate you, you gray-colored, waxy, sorta-shiny-yet-dull, plastic, paper thingy that comes with my microwave pizza.

this is in or around soggy pizza land